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[petermarcus]

Of all the memes so far this year, I like this the best:
Find your Dead Celebrity Soulmate!

From the Biography channel/mag/website, no less, so it's a meme with class!



Mata Hari

My most humbling moment...
Being caught by the French for spying. Also, my middle name is actually "Geertruida"

My greatest accomplishment...
Both my children, but especially my baby girl Non, whom I love dearly. Also, I have convinced a large number of impressionable men that I was from the Far East, using only the power of my hips and a thin layer of scarves.

My ideal date would include...
If we were only children again, I would take you for a ride in my perfectly scaled-down, goat-drawn carriage that my father gave to me as a birthday gift. But seeing as we are adults, I think if you were nice then I'd perform an exotic Oriental dance, just for you.

The celebrity I resemble most...
Half Paris Hilton, half Catherine Zeta Jones.

If I could be anywhere at the moment...
I've always wanted to see the Cirque du Soleil. It sounds like fun. Otherwise, the place where I was happiest was when I lived in Java for a few years, where I gave birth to Non and lost my first child, poor Norman.

The song that puts me in the mood...
"Bolero," by Ravel

The things I can't live without...
My gold lame robe; my box of scarves; black eyeliner

Fill in the blanks.
Lying is sexy...
getting away with it is sexier.

In my home you will find...
Scarves; lots of pillows; extra brocade (you never know when you'll need to brocade something); a darkroom hidden behind a screen in my boudoir; a signed photo of Diana Rigg

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[mandakins.livejournal.com]

I got Edgar Allan Poe. I think this explains my difficulty with men. lol