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So this husband and wife are in bed together watching TV. A Mel Gibson movie is on and the husband notices his wife staring at Mel's butt.

The husband says to his wife: "We should make an agreement that we can pick one person in the whole world that, if we could, we would be able to sleep with without the other getting upset."

The wife thinks for a little bit and says, "Okay.....ummm...I pick Mel Gibson. Who do you pick?"

The husband thinks for a little bit and says, "Your sister, Mary."

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Jane has the ol' Which 5 would you sleep with list on her post. The lists are always interesting :)

I posted my top-5 there, too.

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