Lloyd is on a roll.

[petermarcus]

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
You're tired of people accusing you of throwing money at your problems. Luckily, these people can usually be bribed to shut up.

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[petermarcus.livejournal.com]

That's Lloyd Schumner, Retired Machinist and certified Astrologer, from The Onion ;)

http://www.theonion.com/horoscopes/index.php?issue=4029