V-Day

To all possessors of Y-Chromosomes out there -- avoid the mall [Actually, it was about 2/3 men, 1/3 women]. The candy stores have lines out the door. The card shops have lines out the door. Call me a procrastinator, or maybe I can rationalize it as being careful -- if I bought chocolate too early, I'd have to keep it in my car and I don't want it to melt. Yeah, that's it.

Gifts for my valentine....hmmm. I don't think my wife reads this...but she's crafty sometimes ;) If you're reading this, luv, cover your eyes.

Gifts for my valentine:

1 pound Godiva chocolate (her favorite)
10 GB Hard Drive (I know, real romantic, eh? But she's filled her old one with MP3s, and, hey, music is romantic, right?)
1 card, tasteful yet risque, with handwritten poem.