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[petermarcus]

*sigh*

I need a quantum physicist. How come there's never a quantum physicist around when you need one?

Comments

[wrapper.livejournal.com]

How come there's never a quantum physicist around when you need one?

I'm uncertain as to why....

Re:

[petermarcus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's almost like you can know exactly where one is, or maybe how fast one of a certain mass might be moving, but never both at the same time.

Hmmph.

[wrapper.livejournal.com]

I thought I saw one once, but when I looked again he was gone.

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[petermarcus.livejournal.com]

I thought, for a split second, I saw two identical ones once, right next to each other, then there were none.

[flirtini.livejournal.com]

It can't be that far off from rocket science... what can I help you with? :-P

[petermarcus.livejournal.com]

How much do you know about Planck's Constant and quantum granularity?

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[flirtini.livejournal.com]

Absolutely nothing. But I can fetch ye a martini if you like. :-P

[meran555.livejournal.com]

what's the question?

[ectv.livejournal.com]

I ate your quantum physicist.
With milk. aparently the elite get soggy in milk like the rest of us.

*smirk*

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[petermarcus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, their skin is lactose intolerant.

[gravity.livejournal.com]

They all hide just over the spacetime curvature.

[petermarcus.livejournal.com]

But their funny hats with the propellers are still just visible...

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[gravity.livejournal.com]

Like a scene from Apocolypse Now. I thnk I can hear The Flight of the Valkyrie.

[(Anonymous)]

{Lenny and Squiggy walk in}

*door slam* "Hello!"

[petermarcus.livejournal.com]

That's going back a bit, K ;-P

But, then again, I just quoted Lenny the other day.

[(Anonymous)]

Was it this one? (http://lauren.50g.com/lennysquiggy/Sounds/complaining.wav)

Or this one? (http://lauren.50g.com/lennysquiggy/Sounds/yearbook.wav)