[You said gourmetiated! *beavis and butthead laughtrack here*]
I wanted to add: I saw a commercial where Frankie Avalon is selling his self tanner....but the kicker? It comes with a small bottle of 'glow'.
What is glow you ask? ITS FRICKING RED LIQUID BLUSH! So you get that 'hint of red' to make your tan look more realistic. Isn't that PSYCHOTIC? WHO WANTS RED?!??? Sure, women could use it as blush, with a light hand, but... oy! LAME LAME LAME! And in the commercial, he puts some on and you just want to scream- Noooooo! Oh its bad. Its very bad. But if I had some, I could make me look like you :D That picture is just the Frankie Avalon poster boy for his self tanner products! *snort*
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Though I guess that's a logical paradox for the last pic... ;-P
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I wanted to add: I saw a commercial where Frankie Avalon is selling his self tanner....but the kicker? It comes with a small bottle of 'glow'.
What is glow you ask? ITS FRICKING RED LIQUID BLUSH! So you get that 'hint of red' to make your tan look more realistic. Isn't that PSYCHOTIC? WHO WANTS RED?!??? Sure, women could use it as blush, with a light hand, but... oy! LAME LAME LAME! And in the commercial, he puts some on and you just want to scream- Noooooo! Oh its bad. Its very bad. But if I had some, I could make me look like you :D That picture is just the Frankie Avalon poster boy for his self tanner products! *snort*
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So all I need is some Glow(TM) and a few more fishing trips, and I'll be somewhere in between Wayne Newton and George Hamilton!
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