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[petermarcus]

I now have this image in my head of Ozzy Osborne, chomping the head off a granola bar.

How the mighty have fallen.

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[pembroke.livejournal.com]

Tastes like chicken!

[petermarcus.livejournal.com]

I think that's what Ozzy said when he bit the head off that dove that one time.

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[pembroke.livejournal.com]

The whole mental image just ruffles my feathers!

[nbbmom.livejournal.com]

I know. Pretty sad and pathetic how he's dwindled. Did you know that he has to read lyrics off a TelePrompter during concerts these days? Sad.

[petermarcus.livejournal.com]

A TelePrompter? Sheesh. Just like Elvis.

I saw this VH1 Where Are They Now thing with a band that toured with Ozzy in the 80s. I want to say Poison, someone like that, but I don't remember for sure.

Anyway, they were saying that they were all drugged out all the time, partying with Ozzy who was, of course, totally nuts. They finally decided they had to dry out when they staggered off the bus in some town, and saw a popsicle stick on the ground with a bunch of ants on it, and Ozzy leaned down and snorted the ants.

[kristylicious.livejournal.com]

Ah dayum ... THAT'S the bottom alright !!

[petermarcus.livejournal.com]

Yep, I think that's about the time you say, "Okay, you win" to Ozzy, then go find Betty Ford.

[nbbmom.livejournal.com]

It was Motley Crue I think. :)

Poor Ozzy....he's a tremendous mess these days. He'll even admit in interviews that he was much happier as a drunk.

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[petermarcus.livejournal.com]

Ah, Crue!