In the restroom, no one can hear you scream

[petermarcus]

So, someone in our office park decided a long time ago that 80's easy-listening music would make a perfect companion soundtrack in the office restrooms. Normally this consists of old Phil Collins duets and such, probably picked solely to distract one from the business that usually occurs in such rooms.

It's after Thanksgiving now. Instead of some forgotten gem from the Lionel Richie Museum of Ancient History, this nameless muszak company has switched to Christmas tunes. Can someone just shoot me now?