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Related to yesterday's Thanksgiving with a Geek list, here's Gambling Magazine's list:

Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving But Aren't
1). "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
2). "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
3). "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
4). "Talk about a huge breast!"
5). "It's Cool Whip time!"
6). "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
7). "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
8). "Are you going to come again next time?"
9). "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
10). "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
11). "Don't play with your meat."
12). "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
13). "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
14). "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
15). "You still have a little bit on your chin."
16). "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
17). "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
18). "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
19). "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
20). "How many are coming?"
21). "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
22). "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest