Applied Theology

Me: Hi God, how's it hanging?
God: Hi there. I am a Christian.
Me: I was raised Roman Catholic.
God: Where were you raised Roman Catholic?
Me: Omaha, Connecticut, and Florida, mostly.
God: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me: I wasn't aware that I asked a question.
God: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me: Just chatting with the G-Man
God: I like to make friends online.
Me: I'd think you would have a lot of friends
God: That is purely a hypothesis.
Me: You'd be the one to know, I suppose
God: Yes I am the one and only one to know you suppose.
Me: Your grammar is divine
God: Are you an English teacher?
Me: Nope, just a humble entrepreneur
God: Are you serious? I did not know that.
Me: There goes the hypothesis of omniscience
God: Where did it go?
Me: Only the Shadow knows
God: Thanks for the info.

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