Geek Alert

Best. Quiz. Ever.

You are... C!

#define MAXBEER (99)

                       void chug(int beers);

                       main()
                       {
                       register beers;

                       for(beers = MAXBEER; beers; chug(beers--))
                         puts("");

                       puts("\nTime to buy more beer!\n");

                       exit(0);
                       }

                       void chug(register beers)
                       {
                       char howmany[8], *s;

                       s = beers != 1 ? "s" : "";
                       printf("%d bottle%s of beer on the wall,\n", beers, s);
                       printf("%d bottle%s of beeeeer . . . ,\n", beers, s);
                       printf("Take one down, pass it around,\n");

                       if(--beers) sprintf(howmany, "%d", beers); else strcpy(howmany, "No more");
                       s = beers != 1 ? "s" : "";
                       printf("%s bottle%s of beer on the wall.\n", howmany, s);
                       }

What programming language are you?

It's so true, too -- I adore C. My language of choice. Who cares about garbage collection and exception handling? !i.

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In other news, my spur-of-the-moment lifestyle lately has become even more spur-of-the-moment...and it's delicious.