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As you're trying to find porn, it's kind of hard to avoid news.
--Jon Stewart, on the importance of the Internet as a news source.

Sometimes, it's the other way around, too.

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This is why I moved to Florida. 80(26) degrees, blue skies...but I'm stuck indoors staring at a computer screen instead of 15 miles offshore pulling up grouper.

So at lunch, I suddenly realize that I can't make lunch because I don't have a toaster. Yep, I've lived here for over three months, and still no toaster.

The toaster trip involved a long drive over several bridges with windows down (doing that airplane thing with the hand) listening to music.

Suddenly, I have been demotivated to continue working for the day. This might be a problem.