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Ladies and Gentlemen of America, as the Center for Disease Control is just down the road from me, I must inform everyone that President Bush will be a little late addressing the nation this evening. Apparently, the CDC officials were giving the President the tour of the infectious diseases contained at the lab for study; AIDS, smallpox, ebola, and so forth. At this time, the President is demanding to know why the CDC has no current culture samples of cooties. This may take a while.

On behalf of the city of Atlanta, I apologize for the delay.