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petermarcus) wrote2002-04-13 09:28 pm
petermarcus) wrote2002-04-13 09:28 pm
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So I'm driving through the Massachusetts country, heading to Cape Cod and a ferry to Martha's Vineyard. Like all of my road trips, my thoughts begin to wander and I ponder some of the mysteries of my life, and of life in general. At some point, I realize that there has been a topic, almost a theme if you will, running through LJ that I have yet to answer. These things require thought and careful planning of the consequences of making such a decision, which I have put off until now. There, upon the road, deep within the fog of Buzzard's Bay, it all fell into place for me for the first time.
If I had to pick a porn name for myself, it would be "Magnum Opus". Not only for the Latin, which *ahem* rolls well off the tongue -- I realize that the name is actually appropriate. Consider: If one were to place a point on the scale of masculinity represented by the fictional character Thomas Magnum, Private Investigator, and one were to place another point on the scale of masculinity represented by Opus Penguin, and then one were to draw a line connecting the two points....I, PeterMarcus, would be somewhere on that line!
Eerie! I know!
If I had to pick a porn name for myself, it would be "Magnum Opus". Not only for the Latin, which *ahem* rolls well off the tongue -- I realize that the name is actually appropriate. Consider: If one were to place a point on the scale of masculinity represented by the fictional character Thomas Magnum, Private Investigator, and one were to place another point on the scale of masculinity represented by Opus Penguin, and then one were to draw a line connecting the two points....I, PeterMarcus, would be somewhere on that line!
Eerie! I know!